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Cracked took some of the most bad-ass moments that movie heroes have accomplished and pinned them on pure luck.  This actually makes a lot of sense and is hilarious.  As ever, I love Cracked for finding the finest moments in movies.

Bad-Ass Movie Heroes that Just Lucked Out

The superbowl was last weekend, and I know I didn’t do much to hype it up.  By hyping it up, I meant talking about commercials and the sneak previews for movies coming down the tube.  Here we have the gracious network host of the Superbowl, NBC, promoting themselves during this time of absurd viewership.

I wrote the following message on the facebook wall of a friend who promoted this clip for Community’s likely return:

NBC is quite the disaster. They put all their eggs in that commercial. And it’s still an ugly looking basket. The last place major network uses its lucky break aka the Superbowl to promote everything it had to offer. Which probably only includes NBC Comedy Thursday and maybe SNL in my opinion. Whitney and Chelsea Handler be damned and all the other TV shows that I and America didn’t recognize. #Sixseasonsandamovie

I’m mainly upset for the whole ‘let’s put Community on hiatus’ deal, but let’s honest.  Besides NBC Thursday night comedy and possibly SNL, I, as a decent representation of what the 18-25 demographic of an average American, do not recognize nor do I care about any of those shows.  Their dramas easily lose out to other big networks like Fox and ABC, and even a smaller network like F/X has some seriously formidable programs.  Soak up your fame as you had it NBC, as the boycott on your network continues as long as Whitney and that Chelsea Handler show lives and Community remains on hiatus.

As I finish up the Great Gatsby in preparations for Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation starring the awesome Leonardo DeCaprio, there are a couple of other books I want to start and finish for potential movies or general interest.  I’m not a humungous reader because I honestly don’t have the time, but if the story is good enough, I’ll easily forsake school work to finish it up, like for what I did for the Millennium Trilogy.  Anyways, here’s the 5 books I have so far queued for 2012.

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Moviefone has compiled some hilarious homo-erotic scenes from movies in honor of the Top Gun anniversary a couple of months ago.  Check them out below.

Unintentional Homo-erotic Scenes

If you haven’t already noticed, there are a couple of changes I’m trying to implement to make this website even better than ever.  On the right you’ll see two new categories: movies and television.  I’ve filtered through my 150+ posts and retagged them.  I’ve removed two of my categories, quips and morning oatmeals.  They’ll still be implemented, but they won’t be labeled through those categories.  That’s all I have done for now, and more is sure to come.

Other things we’re looking to implement:

  • Fixing the banner to be fully customized by me personally
  • Repicking the author’s favorites menu
  • Reorganizing the widgets page
  • Editing the About Me and Mission Statement Pages
  • Possibly hunting for a new theme page create a better homepage
  • Implement even more Bruce images to the site

Look forward to these things and let me know what you think as well as letting me know what I can do to help better your experience.

Have you ever finished a movie and by the end, you’ve been motivated to try something that the movie greatly expanded on?  On several occasions, I’ve sat with my friends as the credits roll, and we’ve talked about how we could totally do what they did and reap the benefits of what the characters achieved on the screen.  Unfortunately, like most things, it’s far easier said than done.  Here’s 4 examples of me saying, ‘that could be us’ only to have me fall on my face.

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Writer Cody Johnston from Cracked.com has written this impressive essay about why Christopher Nolan will kill Bruce Wayne.  Utilizing examples from the two previous films as well as even films from Nolan’s other works, this article completely bursts open what The Dark Knight Rises could potentially be.  Check this article out and get a leg up on on how amazing one of the most anticipated films of the year can turn out.  yes, I know this is a little outdated being written in November, but I’ve been saving this one for a while.

Cracked Destroys the Dark Knight Rises Summary

 

This Sunday sketch is very relevant to this website as this’ll be the lead image when Banana Feed is down or having issues as what happened last week.  Like I said, I’m going to try to incorporate more of my drawings into this website, and that banner up top looks like the first major thing that can be remodeled.  Look forward to maintenance pages.  Hopefully we’ll never have to see this image again, but if we do, at least you can have warmth in your heart knowing I made it.  😀

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Three pages of hilarious images taken from the internet.  Thanks to gagful.com for some of them.

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I don’t know what to make of this.  I’ve personally seen probably none of his movies.  If I did, he was probably a supporting character or an extra.  The most I know about him was that he starred in some eagle movie that looked like Centurion and that he’s playing a male stripper.  I wouldn’t call him a household name, so his hosting SNL can bring one of two things: 1) he actually has comedic chops and took his job  as host seriously enough to actually put an effort.  2) Be a January Jones and deliver one of the worst episodes ever.  And judging by his promo with the loathesome Fred Armisen…well shit man, good luck to ya.

Next week, Zooey Deschanel hosts.  Another pro/con sceneario next week..

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[Update] If you didn’t get the January Jones joke, it’s because she once hosted SNL, and it was a complete disaster.  Completely void of any laughs.

American Horror Story premiered last year on FX and told the tale of family moving into a haunted house.  This haunted house has the ghosts of the people killed within its walls for the past 80+ years.  Throughout the times, there are ghosts from all time periods each with their reasons to hang around.  I’ve compiled below a list of my favorites in no particular order.  Potential spoilers below.

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I’ve only seen half of these movies, which I’m fairly ashamed for.  Regardless, they’ve compiled a decent list, but I honestly can’t say I completely agree with them.  First Class, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Moneyball, a lot of those that are nominated for best picture should be included in here.  Regardless, everyone is entitled to their opinions.

http://collider.com/top-10-films-of-2011/134691/

If you have an internet pulse, you’ve probably come across the ‘Shit ____ Says’.  Now I wouldn’t put any of the ones like girls, asian dads, or sorority girls say, but this Samuel L. Jackson one is fairly hilarious.  I must admit the guy who acted as him is quite ballsy because the people he harassed look genuinely surprised.  Regardless, this one’s pretty good, I suggest you take a look.

A couple of months ago, I posted an article containing a couple of awesome monologue scenes.  I used the term monologue to describe a part when an actor usually has a lot of lines to say without anyone interrupting or stealing his thunder.  While the list I created was good, I picked up a couple more from my readers as well as a couple of other sources.  Here, I’ve compiled their respective Youtube videos that can be seen below.

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The horrible, disgusting characters that are portrayed on the screen sends shivers down our spines and makes our stomachs grovel over.  Over at Unreality, they’ve got 10 of the worst lined up.

10 Horribly Disturbing Movie Characters

The amazing people at Uproxx have created a hilarious gallery of internet memes that play with the phrase ‘come at me bro.’

See the original and some of my favorites below.  Check it out here for the full gallery of 45 photos.

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I know it’s far from Halloween, but there’s always a good time to watch a good ‘ol scary movie.  Here’s a list of 10 scary movies that are relatively under the radar.  Unfortunately, the only one I’ve seen is Slither as featured above.  But if I were to add one, it’d probably be Tucker and Dale vs. Evil.  Anyways, check out the full list below.

10 Great Horror Movies You Probably Missed

Oh sweet Jesus, I think my childhood just got raped in the face.  This video depicts a very disturbing take on Nickolodeon’s Rugrats.  Funny or Die originally created the video  and all credit goes to them.  But since Funny Or Die’s video embedder doesn’t cooporate with wordpress well, I’ve found a third party that hosted the video on Youtube.  Enjoy.