Another week on Banana Scoop. What’ve we got cooked up this week huh? Anything special? As you all have heard, we do Maintenance Reports every other week, so since last week was a regular article, there’ll be a report this week telling you all about some new stuff we got coming along. In addition to that, read on below to see what all the buzz is.
Star Wars Parody Songs
Star Wars will always be a pop culture homing beacon. You can find anything popular today and I guarantee it’s been Star War-ized for parody in some universe. Let’s just say we’ve got more than one music video scheduled this week.
A Dance With Dragons Book Review
995 pages, tiny ass text, and practically zero spacing later, I’ve finally finished Dance with Dragons. As I finished Dance with Dragons, I joined millions of other avid fans who await, await, await the sixth book. This week will feature my review on the book [and possibly the Song of Ice and Fire series so far]. Until then, write George R. R. Martin, write!
The Creeper is Simply a Misunderstood Creature
You’re all familiar with my brush with Minecraft. The game’s signature enemy has something deeper to it. Maybe it doesn’t like the fact you’ve decided to stroll into his world and dig/cut/mine your way through his home. Maybe sacrificing himself is the only way to truly get you to leave. Maybe you’re actually the bad guy in this scenario. Stay tuned to find out.
Katie Holmes is Still Attractive and Now Single!
So yeah, there’s been a very popular spit up between Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Which mean’s Katie Holmes is back on the market. She’s always been the most adorable kind of cute and sexy and this week, we just might celebrate that 😉
American TV is the Best
This is just the truth. We have the best dramas, best networks, and best comedies. Find out why [in a satirical manner] later this week..