We’re really not a video gaming website, though it might be a direction I want to take it in the future. But this is a rare case where television meets video games. If you haven’t heard, South Park has returned with its 16th season and the jokes are absurd, crude, and hilarious as ever. News says that creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are now in the progress of making video game about the town of South Park, Colorado. While there have been South Park games in the past, this is the first one including heavy involvement from Parker and Stone. If this game has 10+ years of mythlore of the series in it and there is an RPG element that is rumored, then I’ll want these 9 favorites on my team to take down whatever darkness might incur on the streets of South Park.
Professor Chaos
Likely to originally be a villain, Professor Chaos would sooner or later join my side to bring his wrath to my enemies.
Mysterion
Mysterion, whose power is not being able to die, would bring justice to my team…and infinite lives.
Tweak
Caffeinated Tweak was always one of my favorite obscure characters on the show. While he’s relatively powerless, I would like to have him on my team as comic relief or some sort of coffee throwing long range character.
Randy Marsh
Quite possibly my all-time favorite character on the show, Randy Marsh had done some of the more memorable things on the television show, like masturbating in a public computer, getting into Warcraft, trying to play Guitar Hero, and fight other kids’ dads at baseball games. Why wouldn’t you want this man of a man on your team?
The Mole
Only from the South Park movie, The Mole displayed awesome moments of badassdom and wouldn’t of failed his mission if the gang wasn’t so stupid.
Mintberry Crunch
The dramatic conclusion to the superhero arc in the South Park season 15 ended with Mintberry Crunch, whose power is solely based on cereal, to be a true crime fighter with legitimate super powers, powerful enough to subdue the evil Kathulu.
Aslan
From the Imaginationland arc, Aslan was seen as the leader of all the imagination creatures. And besides that, he’s Aslan…
Jesus
This really doesn’t need to be explained, does it?
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