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From Elizabeth Finn via Uproxx

If we consider just the bastard children that are mentioned in the books, [Ned Stark] didn’t have enough evidence to really make this determination. We know of four bastard children, all with dark hair. If Robert is homozygous BB, then this is by far the most likely outcome. However, if Robert is heterozygous Bb, he would still have dark hair, and it would still be fairly likely for four bastard children to have dark hair (think about flipping a coin and getting four heads in a row). When you add in the fact that some of his mistresses and whores likely had dark coloration as well, it becomes even more likely that all four illegitimate children have dark hair. So as far as Ned knows, Robert could well be Bb. And if he is, then the fact that he had three blonde children with the almost certainly bb Cersei Lannister is again reasonably likely. This is why Tyrion remarks that Joffrey’s – and hence Cersei’s – claim would be foolproof if she had had even one child with Robert: someone with dark hair married to someone with light hair having some children with light hair and some children with dark hair is utterly normal.

Joffrey Could Be Robert Baratheon’s Actual Child?


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There are a lot of awesome slapping moments in television.  Definitely the most memorable in my head are the Chapelle Show’s Charlie Murphy vs. Rick James slaps and of course, Game of Thrones Joffrey slaps.  Warming Glow has compiled these and about 18 more photos of famous slapping scenes in television.  Be sure to check it out…that or watch Cersei slap the mess out of Joffrey here.  I can just sit here forever and watch that little sh!t get what’s coming to him.

Famous B!tch-Slaps

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